The First 5 Letters
By: Ishani

A boy named Jhonny went to school one day. The teacher asked him, "What are the first 5 letters of the alphabet?" Jhonny replied, "I don't know." So Jhonny was ordered to go home and find out what the first five letters of the alphabet were. He asked his mom first. "Mom, what is the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom was on the phone so she said, "Shut up, I'm having a conversation!" Jhonny went to question his older sister. "Sis, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" She was on the phone, too. She was talking to a friend and the friend just asked her a question. "Yes, the answer is yes." Jhonny's sister said, paying no attention to her little brother. Jhonny went to his younger brother to ask him. Jhonny's younger brother was watching a TV show called "Batman." "Hey, little bro, what's the third letter of the alphabet?" Jhonny's brother replied, "Batman, Batman, Batman!" Next, Jhonny went to his dad. "Dad, what is the fourth letter of the alphabet?" Jhonny's dad was tossing the weeds in the garbage. He had a habbit of singing while he did this. "In the garbage, in the garbage, garbage!" Jhonny's dad sang. Finally, Jhonny went to his grandpa. "Grandpa, can you tell me what the fifth letter of the alphabet is?" Jhonny's grandpa whispered to Jhonny, "Ssh, I have the flu," and he strutted off.

The next day, Jhonny goes to school but gets into a conversation with his friend Bill. The teacher suddenly calls out, "Jhonny, tell me the first letter of the alphabet!" And Jhonny remembers what his mom had said. So he says, "Shut up, I'm having a conversation!" "Jhonny! How dare you! Do you want to go to the princibal?" Remembering what his sister said, Jhonny replies, "Yes, the answer in yes." Jhonny is sent to the prinibal, who goes by the name of Mr. Peter. Mr. Peter is a scary man with a bald head. He is very stict. "What is your name?" Mr. Peter demanded. The only thing that came into Jhonny's brain is what his little brother said to him the day before. Jhonny cries, "Batman, Batman, Batman!" Mr. Peter raises his eyebrows and asks, "Where do you live,...Batman?" Jhonny thought of his dad tossing the weeds in the garrbage. "In the garbage, in the garbage, garbage!" Jhonny sings to Mr. Peter. Mr. Peter is absolutely HORRIFIED. "Oh my godness, what is wrong with you?" Mr. Peter screams. And you can guess what Jhonny said then. "Ssh, I have the flu."